Good Thing Kerning Isn't an Olympic Event

Now that the Games of the XXX Olympiad are in full swing, I thought it would be appropriate to take a look at the array of distracting kerning on some of the uniforms from around the globe.  Keep in mind that the following examples can be accredited to the shoddy installation of a simple zipper and I'm sure it's not bothering the athletes...but that simple zipper is wreaking havoc on my attention span during the events: